Hello.
Meet Elijah.

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

redgrieve:

fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

jesus god almighty

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

odonoswan:

That Stydia hug was amazing, but honestly, I was too busy crying over Meredith hanging herself. 

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relahvant:

people who use Facebook as a diary should have their Internet access revoked

friccup:

when your chem teacher gives u a pop quizimage

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

CF