Hello.
Meet Elijah.

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

plantias:

I hope you have a nice day today! c:

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

CF