Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
do celebrities even snapchat?
there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book
no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back
I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior