Hello.
Meet Elijah.

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

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hesitence:

x

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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